dude you just took shreks wife home. what the fuck is wrong with you
when a bears hungry he eats besides shes got her nipples pierced
party started at 10. cops are coming to shut us down now and its 11. i already lostmy underwear and im wearing a sparkly thong on my haed. this has to be some kinda record.
Def slept AT the bar last night, wow that's a first!
I'm watching tv and he's trying to stick a vibrator in my ass
Hey bro u need to come home now, me and andy just had a 15 minute conversation about fig newtons. f this bong
There are lots of gay asians. This is better than i was expecting
just printed out my drug dealers resume for him. guess the ecstasy scene slows down when kids move back home for the summer...
The key to alley sex is drunkeness.
totally just got a week extension on my midterm by telling my prof that I had just found out I was adopted
Is it too early to say this year has been a blur?
KNEE DEEP IN HOES. SEND HELP.
Didn't know hookah bars could end badly. I feel for her hair
Getting drunk and falling down, isnt the best way to describe your hobbies, to your new co-workers.
Get his dick out of your ass and put on some pants we're here
He’s got a big dick and a big ego. This could be fun
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