I only want to know people that are dynamic intelligent and totally insane
I'm having a terrible night. Can I sleep over?
Too tired to pretend that I care : (
Blonde 1 is sitting on the floor crying and blonde 2 is asleep with her face in the toilet. This isn't what I had in mind when they asked me back
you have no chance. her best friend is a human abstinence poster.
filling out my bracket based on schools with ppl I've hooked up with
I got us chalkboard mugs. Now whoever comes home with us can feel comfortable in the morning! I am too considerate to my one-night stands...
It was a fight. Me vs nature and drunkenness. And nature won. Big time.
As a 47 yo who just boned a 22 yo, it was definitely a walk of pride. She is a major feather in my aging cap.
Shoot me. Oh my god shoot me. My moms ex "likes assholes"
Hey can you send me a copy of my mugshot? I need it to prove a point
Do you think I could get someone from tinder to drive me to the airport?
Some how my underwear was hanging from the antlers of a antelope head on the wall of the hotel........
I mean it could have been worse, I could have been sober.
the twins are trying to figure out which one is the one doing body shots off a janitor in this picture
Who the fuck puts glitter on their vagina? It’s all over my face and crotch.
Randomize
