that's an acceptable place to lick
If Jimminey Cricket were here with me he would be so disappointed.
he clicked a button a stirrups came down from the ceiling... if I don't come home by sunday, report me.
She helped me organize my comics and then blew me. This is the one.
i finally watched harry potter... a tad unrealistic if you ask me... i mean a ginger kid with 2 friends?
so when he was about to cum, he screamed his mother's name and continued to pray for forgiveness. wtf
i want to get drunk and sing the national anthem on your roof again please.
Shes sitting on the front porch puking in to the pumpkin she just carved...in the rain. I guess pumpkin spice tequila shots wasnt our best idea.
Solid. Can't put a price on good times
You can and it's called a liver.
I really hope you are not drunk feeding a raccoon.
I'm not sure drinking my way through west nile virus is the best idea. Oh well, already committed to that plan.
When you mimic motorboating Jennifer Love Hewitt, is it really that hard to understand why no one thinks you're straight?
The sad part is that if I don't get a random pic of your balls or ass or both every month, I start to worry that we're not friends anymore
He started yelling terms of endearment at a cheese sandwich. Then he tried to hump it.
If you find me in the bathroom in a fetal position, licking frozen bacon .. I might have Drank a little too much.
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