When I asked if she spit or swallow she replied "I never learned how to spit"
We got them high and they had an hour long debate on the best way to get cum out of eyes.
you better fuck at least one or both of them.
How am I a tease?
Dude you flashed me ur vagina and walked away.
ONLY PART OF IT.
all i remember is stealing his cheesepuffs and shaving my vagina in the hotel lobby
my life has come down to walking through campus and wondering if every guy is the random i made out with saturday
Judging by his buldge, this guy is huge. just paid steve to follow him into the bathroom and find out. They had a convo about it.
1. They have gold fish races every wednesday. 2. They have a redbull vodka slushie. We need to visit this place.
1. My fish will beat your fish. 2. Were getting fucked up
It's ok. Rob's just shotgunning upside down.
I just want school to he over so we can build a big tent, do drugs inside it, and watch cartoons until the sun comes up.
That's all I've ever wanted.
Someone has big plans this weekend. Just went to throw away the trash and saw packaging for 3 different vibrators on the top of the stack
Please tell me I made it home with both shoes on
Nope
He had a vasectomy. I think I'm in love.
Sorry for throwing up in your humidifier last night, I thought it was some sort of electrical garbage can
he's so hot I'd consider breaking the whole, "till death do us part," agreement he's currently in
Legit sprained my cooter. No joke. Icing her down as we speak.
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