K, im just throwing this out there, i am not making out with any of his friends... Especially the cross eyed one.
Judging by the grocery store, everyone stocked up on frozen pizza and beer for the blizzard. If our generation ever faces doomsday, we'll go out smiling.
She got a tattoo in memory of her cat, my attratcion to her is no more.
True life I used my fake as a photo id for my final. My professor told me good luck and laughed. Hope the bouncers are in the St. Patrick's day spirit.
I just found our entire wall-to-wall from September 2006 printed out and clipped... it's 49 pages. Blackout me is so considerate of bored-at-work me
I am not sure which is more amazing; The fact that she offered me sex, beer AND nachos, or that she can properly use a semi-colon at her current blood alcohol level.
To be so small, the mini-horses are exceptionally aggressive. And fast. Very, very fast.
Abort! Abort! He almost bit off a finger!
I don't know whether to call the hospital or call the prison first.
I honestly think the worst part about the night is they just kicked us out of the park and we didn't even get to go into Disneyland Jail
But is that really the name you want to scream out during climax?
Well we did eat French fries lady-and-the-tramp style last night...
Not sure. He doesn't know where New York is on a map but he gives an incredible spanking.
Who cares about New York?
I never thought that at some point in my life I would end up in the back of a cop car dressed as Pumba #HakunaMatata
Don't get mad but There's blood everywhere and the only thing I remember is the bj from your cousin.
Just deepthroated a hot dog. Thinking of you
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