I am not having having sex with guys at the moment.
I can pretend to be a girl if you want. I have a tongue.
More tranny stories later!
when we were having sex and i started crying and telling you i missed you..why couldnt you stop and tell me how you felt or make me feel better?you kept going...
Why do bread and butter chips remind me of eating out your mom?
As soon as I saw the video camera and red light on, I started rolling my eyes when he would put it in me and telling him maybe his dick was too small cause I didn't feel anything...trust me that tape is going nowhere
just masturbated through my pocket at the library. hope you're enjoying your saturday night out.
he yelled 'rock me amadeus!' when he came
i love that song!
NOT THE POINT
Please find an outlet that isn't stripping or getting drunk and arrested
What are you doing? Did I punch you in the face last night?
Ok now a guy in a winnie the pooh costume is grinding on some chick to the song shots
I told her the party couldn't handle my playlist LAZERBAWLS and I was right. Cops in the basement, orgy in the kitchen, jousting in the living room.
Whore are you.
Is that a Yoda insult or are you asking me where I am?
Yes.
I woke up in an ill fitting childs tutu this morning and the shower curtain is knocked down. Wtf happened?
He burst in the bathroom while I was peeing to hand me my beer I was looking for earlier tht night. And my pants were already down so I thought why not
The expiration date on my 40 is the same day as my 21st birthday
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