id be glad to
yo I sort of want to fuck rachel maddow. but I'm not a lesbian. actually I reaally want to so maybe I am a lesbian. at least on weekdays at 9.
my bedside table was not meant to hold this many beer bottles.
Acid flashbacks - fact or fiction? Have been seeing a surprising amount of sparkly shit this afternoon...
i'm out of college. that means no more sex on a twin bed. ever. i don't care how big his dick was. i'm classy like that.
As long as you're naked and covered in glow paint, I'm there.
The couple that wants to take me home just paid the bartender $100 to pour tequila down my throat. I think I'm in some type of twilight zone where stds run rampant and the alcohol floweth
It was worse than that time I did shots of BBQ sauce and pierced my own ear with a thumbtack
All I'm asking for is flower occasionally, and in return you get to come home to me naked in heels. Is that to much to ask for?
I just got into the cab. It smells like weed and the driver looks like someone who may or may not be really talented at playing the saxophone. He also asked me my thoughts on porn when I told him I'm an actor. I might not make it home.
MY INSIDES ARE BASICALLY BEING WRUNG BY A CHAINSAW IM NEVER TAKING PLAN B AGAIN
Girl, he's like catnip for my pussy.
Look idk the rules and regulations of our freindship...but I need you to carry me to my car.
OH GOD IT TASTES LIKE IT SMELLS
I could hear it slapping against his thighs under the robe!!!!!!!!! You are a lucky girl!
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