I'm pretty sure he jizzed in his pants, and no it wasn't even half as funny as that song.
new low.... made out with someone while peeing
you made your cat watch a peta video with you, so you could show it how just how good its life is
he was pretty good aside from the whole putting his tongue on my butt thing
Met some locals. They are taking me to a place where there is topless bullriding. I love this country.
You told him how lucky he was to be an elephant and kept trying to grab his "trunk"
Could someone please kill snooki before she contributes to the gene pool.
So I vaguely remember making out with you this morning, I think you were on a date?
Circumcision scars are like fingerprints. I think I'm on to something man.
I think my whole family judged my ability to change under a blanket.
In a moving vehicle and other people in the car
I really hope you are not drunk feeding a raccoon.
I have a boner in one of my pics with her which no one noticed.
We were getting fries and you hopped the counter and yelled "WELCOME TO GOOD BURGER HOME OF THE GOOD BURGER" and threw up
how do you feel about japanese?
I would eat half a street meat hotdog I found on the sidewalk, I'm good with anything.
I'm literally the definition of crunk, sunburnt, and dehydrated. I'm going to die tomorrow.
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