what do you mean I googled how to give an awesome blow job?
Highlight of my evening, pile of books falling onto me in front of people
bio was interesting today. swabbed my mouth to see what the cells where, ha. found a sperm cell. he was just that awesome
I just slapped my cat in the face with my dildo. You were the only one I could tell.
He probs deserved it.
Every good man does.
Its really not funny anymore. I need to stop shaving while i'm drunk
He said he's was gunna give me some pain meds. I'm not sure what they are but I just gave him a thumbs up
Even the bar was yelling boobs, so of course the shirt came off
Well Its not like I planned having my potato launcher explode and burn off my eyebrow and eye lashes.. I still have my right eyebrow can't u just be happy?
This is going to be one of those "I can only do this high" classes
She asked for her virginity back. I don't know what to say
I wrapped my scarf around his head and then made him go down on me
And I also said, "probe me"
I'm sitting in the breakroom facing a very large sign that says "inappropriate workplace behaviors", and i can't help but feel like it is directed at me
This strip club is mediocre. Talent is fine. Fung shui is bad.
I’m planning a Pharmasutra for the first night after the pandemic ends
Pharmasutra?
Me + Chris + cocktails + viagra = night of orgasms
I’m not sure she knows my name. She introduced me as “the fuck toy”
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