omg... punch me in the throat... I am about to lose my mind with my parents.. I'm not saying I agree with the menendez brothers.. but I understand
An ex-gang member just asked me out on a date via note. And spelled dinner wrong. Win?
she said she missed her period, but is going to six flags... think im safe?
so when am I gonna get some from you?
when you dick grows 3 inches
i gave her road head last night, needless to say it wasn't the same and i bit a chunk of the inside of my cheek off.
How can people commit suicide when things like bagels exist
My lips are red and swollen. Solid proof that giving head is a viable alternative to lipstick and plumper.
There were gay boys and a jukebox. It was like god wanted me to.
i told him i should keep a toothbrush at his house for after all the times i threw up there. he said yes but i wasnt getting a key to the apt
She judged ME for picking my nose when SHE has the clap.
Just saw Santa sitting on a restaurant patio drinking beer and using his free hand to gesture to cars that he's watching them
He's rescued me passed out naked on the playground next door and I've rescued him passed out naked in the middle of campus. That's why we're a great couple.
I still have to bake cookies and shave my legs so Mike can have MILF & cookies when he gets home.
I am mildly hung over. Decided pants are very unnecessary right now.
It's not just going to appear. A lot of blood, sweat, tears, and leg work went into finding a cock that amazing!
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