I totally got off with my controler for my ps3. Soooo glad I ended up with that racing game for Christmas.
A girl limped into my class 15 minutes late wearing sunglasses, leggings, and a kiss me im irish shirt. She sat down and took her glasses off and im pretty sure she only had one eye's makeup still on. Someone had a great st pattys day.
She literally thanked me for asking before I put in her ass
I can hear the condescending tone from the atm when it asks if $3 is all I would like to deposit
I don't remember. I remember laying in the trunk of a car. For hours.
rolled over to window for cup of snow instead of leaving bed for water. that's how hungover
When you gave the girl your number the fat girl was like "take mine....here please take mine"
This morning is cloudy with a high chance of vomiting all over the dentist. Stay tuned for further updates.
On 3 separate occasions, she grabbed my bullhorn to announce to the entire party she had fucked me.
Just googled "penis wearing a hat" i think it's safe to say nobody found my ex's lost phone...
Such a good question, let's ask the alcohol gods for the answer.
I got stoned and explored ice caves with a guy who photographs dildos for a living. I win.
Do I go to spinning class and try to redeem myself from going drunk, or do I wait a week and hope they forget I fell of the bike?
I've amended my previous statement: I'm not allowed to put in my two weeks till I ask out the waitress. Now I have motivation on two levels
so apparently over the course of the night my roommate and i had sex in exactly the same spot. ps the downstairs sink needs cleaning.
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