Dude, a dry wedding reception should nullify the vows, because really, without the booze, you might as well be 5 years old again and playing dress-up
They call it the Collection Couch because all 4 room mates have slept with at least 3 different girls on it. He tried to seal the deal with "would you like to be number 14?"
And sadly I did.
My grandma put hard boiled eggs on her lasagna. I'm not high enough for this.
She always acts like she's doing me a favor with a hand job. I've been giving myself hand jobs for almost 20 years.
hot twin vs twin who's good in bed. why do my life choices same way unfair
she found me naked passed out on the toilet and i just kept repeating "i'm like elvis, but not dead."
Be honest with Daniel. He was a good rebound to you for nine months and he made it so you could be with the one you really love and care for now. Just tell him thanks and best of luck.
he told me he was watching a movie and he'd be over later and i asked how long. he said 8 inches give or take. you cease to amaze me with the guys you set me up with.
Attention: due to the power outage we will not be playing drinking games and watching the royal wedding. Bring your own bottle and we'll just drink in silence.
I don't think you seem to understand this concept. WHEN A GAY GUY HANDS YOU A DAIQUIRI, YOU DRINK IT.
I'm in a pile of cheezits at an unfamiliar location watching dateline on tlc. Stage an intervention.
Powdered alcohol is a real thing now. Move over crystal light... Water bottles rejoice!!
What could go wrong? i could have a mental breakdown with a bottle of champagne hand cuffed to a frat bro
That was the best shit ever it was like an exorcism for my colon
i'll explain later but cookie monster is playing the xylophone
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