How was Slumdog? Did it pull your heartstrings?
It was entertaining. Better than most other Mexican films.
Any of you guys fuck a 16 year old again? Because our front yard got fucked over high school style.
I just went through her cupboards. Eye patch and sword. nowhere near each other. different shelfs.
Going back to college after four years is reminding me why i love cheating... they dont let me cheat on tests but they sure try hard to make me cheat on my girl
What did you wear last night? Because I'm pretty sure there are atleast 4 Facebook statuses about your walk of shame.
Remember that time we were in the handicap bathroom snorting Molly at the stripclub. That was a defining moment in our friendship
Just had such a rough shit, don't stop believin had to be played
You went home with a man in a loincloth
I just watched him leave in half a loincloth. Don't you just love Halloween???
i actually texted him "nice to see you" but then there was a saved draft "i think about you when i get off." dodged that bullet...
haha all our friends are at the carnival and I'm on stage dry humping a 40 year old
Simultaneously sexting while making brunch plans. Multitasking at its gayest.
We were sad, then we got horny, and then we needed some ranch
WHY IS THERE A FUCKING DILDO IN PLACE OF MY GEAR SHIFTER IN MY CAR?
They cut me off when I tried to pee in the corner of the bar.
We fucked on the roof... like that has to mean something
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