I will give you a bj if you get me food. NOT A JOKE. FREE BJ.
it took me about 5 minutes before I knew it was in her ass. i thought the first time would be a bit more special
So she comes up to me at the end of the night and asks me if I going to take her home and fuck her. I pretty much had to right?
you had an obligation.
its was like we drinking an entire bottle of mystery
I am at the point where deciding not to drink alone is worth a rocky music montage in and of itself.
she vomitted in her champagne, said "fuck it, it's new years", and continued drinking.
please tell me we weren't that bad as freshmen
i can't, we're worse now
I could run a drunk marathon in heels
May or may not have just put tequila in my special "kids+" orange juice fortified with vitamins a, b, c, d, e, and now t.
I threw a dessert topping at a baby tonight so drink up! If you stay sober tonight I will be very disappointed in you.
Yes, you can go into Petsmart drunk but the cats awaiting adoption don't appreciate the soft pretzels squeezed through their cages.
I saved a note for myself but all it said was "am I a slutty Holden Caulfield?"
Now I'm having a post-sex brownie. Is this the life? I think it might be
Honestly, I want an afternoon of mild abuse, mixed with face fucking and general molestation that turns in love making, laughter and cinnamon toast crunch naked in bed.
Taking a shot every time the Russian in COD says vodka... BEST drinking game ever.
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