I only want to know people that are dynamic intelligent and totally insane
margs and chips and queso make the world go round
well and inertia
Did you know even strippers have to have GED's these days??
i've never heard her scream louder than when the koreans scored. what am i lacking in bed?
how do i say "thank you for the blowjob, but never talk to me again" without crushing her?
I told her the maid must have stolen all my condoms. She bought it
i woke up wearing her shoes. this night isn't going on my highlight reel
I almost shit my pants in anger over your moral sanity.
Because drinking and showering don't go hand in hand. There that's my PSA of the day.
It's a mix of hot dirty sex and week old bong water
I don't know what to do about my nipple.
I just poured two shots of fireball into my Rapunzel mug I love finals.
Last time i cooked this high i tried to makw bacon amd then burned myselfbon the grill, only to realize 25min latwr when the bacon wouldnt cook that the grill wasn't on. I IMAGINED the burn.
I've seen your dick too many times for both of us to be straight.
What are you doing tomorrow?
Dude its my bday. Im drinking from sunup til face down. Rinse and repeat.
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