...., I just tried brushing my hair wothh a toothbrushg. fail
ps not my toothbrush awkward.
I'm like a rollypolly, I only open my legs up when I feel safe.
it was terrible. i could've done a better job by myself.
i just went through and liked all 1,239 of her pictures instead of writing my english paper. don't tell her, i want her to be surprised
whos cum tastes better, a guy who drinks apple juice or cranberry juice?
I don't give a shit about soccer but I'm really excited about drinking at 7 in the morning
We took up a collection and paid her $50 to eat a piece of meat. Vegetarian morals trumped once again by cash.
No worries you cant actually turn into a wine snob if you brew it in your closet....
Just took an adderall with a shot of tequila while doing my makeup in the parking lot at work before I go in. I'm also late. They're so lucky to have me.
I'm so high I would give anything in the world to be inside my lava lamp right now
Returning my drunken purchases from last night. Not a single thing I bought was on sale.
He goes to Columbia so regardless of how he looks I should fuck him right?
I have seriously seen way too may DIY cut off jean booty shorts and half shirts on fat girls this summer. Fuck you Pinterest.
What the hell do you have that is more important than a GIANT WATER SLIDE?
be right there i have to get my cape
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