Have fun with your cool freestyling girlfriend!
She can rap better than you any day
This girl is very crazy
She's one of those compassionate ppl
So everything I said on this seemingly endless date offended her
I'm not a mortal combat character
but my vagina is
I need like a "Cookong High for Idiots" book. Or a car.
i no longer even have beer goggles. i'm pretty sure i blacked out and had beer lasik.
My life has become a never ending game of 'illegal or just frowned upon?'
i think there mostly mad about the fact it was 6 pm not the fact i blew a .255
I don't think he wanted to hear that my most serious relationship was my 1 1/2 year fuck buddy... I think he figured out that's where he's heading
She described me as " a caterpillar of adorable quietness that exploded into a slutty butterfly" She definitely nailed it there
Currently siting in the living room naked, staring at one of the girls across the street in her living room naked. This is like the most intense starting contest of all time.
I SHIT YOU NOT a mailman helped me leave without waking him up.
you can't get cum all over my hair and then tell me you just want to be friends
His dick is a spiritual experience and meditation is very important to me.
I think part of my soul drowned in beer and/or jack daniels last night.
Come cuddle! I'll be passed out somewhere in the library. It'll be like a scavenger hunt!
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