Five things that make you perfect. Go.
The skin of a dead hooker. The blood of the innocent. The soul of a kitten. The hat from cat in the hat. And sunglasses.
just fit an iguana in a condom...have pics
He said my breasts were God's way of making up to him for all the shit he's had to endure in his life.
You "were" hungover, which is past tense. So that gives you no excuse not to go out tonight.
Oh my god. I'm sorry if i peed on you last nite. I am truly disgusting
Weer fine. went to buiy cigxs, but hes theonly one waering shoes. He caem out wti chicke fingers instead. whatecer, there th 8 dollar kind.
Just to circumvent as much mood-killing as possible, you are allowed a small amount of laughter at my pubic hair. Too much and I revoke your vagina privileges until you can get your shit together.
Totally just drove past you riding your bike. I was like damn, that looks like a cute little hipster boy, and then I realized it was you and that I'd already banged you and it kinda made my day. I hope you're well. Come over soon?
Thats alot of pressure.
Just on your vagina. BTW I'm passing your house.
I have loved her ever since she went down on my first wife
You can't die you're my only democrat family member
It's hard not to feel like a terrible person with bruises on your tits.
I am just High Enough to train A-Team of bodybuilding squirrels MMA techniques to tear you asunder. And it's not that I want to is just don't you make me do it!
What, That's like a total 7 inches of cock and 6 are from Joe. Don't be mad at me because you had the lamest orgy ever.
FYI - Don’t go in the downstairs bathroom. Ryan is passed out naked on the floor with a raging hard on.
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