You're never going to guess who I just worked out next to..
Who?
Chris brown
No way... I bet he was intense
Are you kidding? He was prob training for round two
how can i change my meal plan to a keystone plan?
I'm going to get so drunk tonight, I actually feel bad about the 30 seconds of drunken awkward sex I'm going to have with one lucky fat chick.
It's official. I am the proud owner of his very own sex tape. Amateur awesome porn or awful delete-me-now porn? Come over help me decide.
You screamed at all of us and then showed us your sack. You're like the boyfriend of my dreams.
There's a very real possibility that I'll wake up in your uncle's driveway.
Just stop talking to douche bags. How do you manage to attract every asshole within a 100 mile radius?
If i could answer that i wouldn't be so afraid to move to a more populated area
The last thing I remember was doing a line in the shape of Texas
The light burnt out and he thinks the power is out in the whole house. He is cooking a hog dog over two candles. I'm gonna see if he'll make me one
It was less of a bar, and more of an abandoned basement that some people sell booze in.
Are you doing trivia tonite? Also sorry I peed on you.
You're wearing a hospital gown and pearls. Let's reevaluate your life.
I only blacked out one night of three if that isn't fucking personal growth idk what is
Tell him you want to lick his face. Didn't work for me but might turn out better for you idk
Who knew she had talents apart from chugging wine spritzers
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