Grinding on my ninth grade teacher. Dreams really do come true
We will have to stop frequently for food, stretching legs, interesting things on the side of the road, and sex. So you might as well eat.
Whatever it was. it was pregnant.
This guy behind me is answering all of her questions. I may give him a lapdance to take my next test for me
found a hand written recpiet for 'one doe fawn' on an open crate in my living room need help to find it
where the hell would u of bought a deer
VODKA 4LOKO BEER NOT IN THE CLEAR
i don't think they understood the house was collapsing. they kept dancing and jumping and asking for more cups.
He walks in. We each have a tiki torch. We say, the tribe has spoken. We put his out and then stab him with it.
I feel like if anyone knew what an affection erection looked like it would be you
yup and then I snapped out of it and realized I was playing beer pong against a 4 year old... and losing
He's going to wonder why I have burn marks on my asshole
I melted cheese on my pizza rolls. When I die make sure someone melts cheese on my rolls.
We walked around last night for hours saying nothing but nom nom nom and barking at each other.
I currently don't understand fingers.
You know you're getting old when you pick up hot sorority girls at the bar, and they write down their phone number, and under it 'we're great babysitters!'
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