You dont remember anything at all? So you dont remember the shop down my road with the 'TO LET' sign over it? You were adamant that the 'I' had fallen off and that it used to say TOILET...so you took a shit right there in the doorway.
if you were to get worldwide popularity from playing guitar with a plastic yellow bat while drunk on YouTube, would you hate me?
I miss old school porno. There just isn't any love in porn these days.
And I was the only one who felt it was dangerous to set the tv and blender on the ledge of the hot tub
We were just talking bout putting on helmets and going fo a car ride just to see how ppl react. I will def fit in here haha
got blackout drunk at the conference and wandered around Minneapolis with a homeless person until one of the other interns found me...I think I'm ready for adulthood.
Bud light lime after 12 shots of vladdy is like frolickin in a meadow of sweet flavor
Thanks for letting me in last night. I was drunkenly sleepwalking.
You know what a wolf looks like when it kills a small animal? How it shakes it around in it's mouth? I did that to a bag of Taco Bell last night
I don't care who you bring as long as they are fun and not a cop
I have in my possession one ukulele shaped package.
Did your grand seduction include learning to play careless whisper on a kazoo or was that just a hobby
Three cans of beer can fit in the shower catty... multi tasking
Did I ever tell you what happened that night after he ran you over?
I just baptized you in budweriser and you were cool with it
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