Well, she's an atheist who is addicted to the Sims.
Who isn't?
We all just poured out a sip of our drinks for you. One for our pussy whipped homie.
Dude I just figured out the mystery flavor of airhead is vodka sprite, no way i'm wrong
Facebook is used to stalk your friends, Twitter is used to stalk celebritie=s, and Myspace is used to stalk underaged girls. Everything else is porn. T=he Internet in a nutshell.
just served this dwarf dude an entire pitcher of malt liquor. watching this will totally be worth my bartender's certification.
Just walk-of-shame'd past fifteen little girls at summer camp. Take a good look girls, I am you in twelve years.
The guatemalans kept making all these sexual suggestions ... With the corn
We really need to check into harvesting part of our liver now
So topless strobe light beer pong turned into me rugby tackling a bitch to the ground.my tits will never forgive me for sacrificing their majesticness for responsibility
Who was the person who brought the rooster when they won @ beer pong
Do you think blood ever gets sick of carrying all these drugs around?
Like, there are so many different things we make it do, and it just wants to settle down and be a one-drug fluid?
Stop reading WebMD high.
drinking right out of the bottle and nobody bats an eye.
its good to be home.
Ah well. Drinking wouldn't be drinking without mystery bruises
Agreed.
Your uterus is safe from my father's misconstrued prophecies.
I'm going to go ahead and refrain from sexting you in an airport that is currently at a "level orange" security threat.
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