it felt like I walked into a Tool Academy challenge
this just has baby written all over it
And then like 10 minutes later they were taking a bath together. HOW DOES HE DO IT.
I'm currently witnessing my drunk neighbor attempting to fold laundry on his front lawn. I think he's trying to spell out HELP.
Let's just cut to the chase. I'm not interested in anything romantic but I aAM interested in Tom Petty and maybe getting high and fucking you again for old times sake.
she visited to give me a bj between clients. Social work at its finest.
If you're mature enough to fuck him you're mature enough to tell him you don't want a relationship come on
Literally this kid just told me he's not planning to live past 30. Then he hit himself with a frying pan.
Can I borrow your google glasses to make a sex tape?
I've had sex to the movie Tommy Boy too many times to be acceptable.
I had my room mate call my phone after last night and it was in an uncooked quesadilla
I mean my dick does have feeling again, which is a step in the right direction
and idk now I have nine bags of lettuce in my fridge
I tried to text you about going to the Lion's Den but sent it to my boss. She was down for it. Please advise.
No dude shes like 5 feet tall and maybe 100 pounds... Normally i wouldnt be scared but someone gave her a bat. Thats why im in the bathroom
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