I hope my future cuntsucker is that tight
Rub youre cunt and tell me you love me.
Your incorrect use of you're doesn't arouse me in the slightest.
maybe tonight we can turn coloring into a drinking game
Sorry I wasn't really responding earlier. I was really fucking high and so into that car chase.
Dude. I tried to convince her to eat poprocks and give me a blowjob. It did not work out well.
I was unaware that a tutu and pasties was appropriate attire to this
after tonight, seriously nothing could taste better than toothpaste
I got laxative. And a toothbrush. Because who wants to buy just laxative on a Friday night?
our relationship was basically a one night stand, with a three week long, morning after
Hey my dad gave me life the least I can do is take him chicken strips and a pack of marlboros.
Look. When I let you cum on my tits don't fuck it all up by going "SKEET SKEET SKEET" it just pisses me off.
And my nipple is sore from him biting it. That is not a complaint.
You said you couldn't use your body anymore so you made me push the buttons on your phone while you made alien sound effects
I stole the butter cup cuz i brought home my rolls and chicken and didnt want the butter everywhere. I miss your body because its amazing.
HE CHOSE A RESTAURANT AND MADE A FUCKING RESERVATION. I AM SHOOK
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