i blew a .213 what kind of thug blows the compton area code exactly? this guy
I want to bury your face in my vagina. Possibly by force. I will try not to suffocate you though.
I was in a house full of lesbians and they were all staring at me. I felt like the last cresent roll on Thanksgiving.
he fell down during beer pong and the chick told him to rub the sand out of his pussy and suck it up. i am in love
When you get here, kick me in the balls. It's really important. - I'll explain later.
You were holding up a boot and yelling boot gang
I think the old lady next to me at the bar just saw your pussy
It's a gay bachelor party, it's not like dignity is to be expected
My apartment smells like a lavender field inside of a giant bong.
I will keep you posted and someday if we daydrink teach you how to do a footjob
She has "Massive Shits" listed as a turn off. That's very specific and there's a story behind it I bet.
Sweet, got a date tomorrow night
He showed me his scar from his appendix surgery. It was educational and fun....
and i walked downstairs to find my brother using nunchucks, and making the appropriate noises. i simply asked "why"; his reply? "why the fuck do you think?". i love my family.
Did you have a good sleep?
if a good sleep includes waking up cuddling a bottle of wine I had a GREAT sleep
I dunno about you, but I consider getting eaten out on the porch of a houseboat in -30c in a bridesmaids dress a northern right of passage
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