Spencer Pratt, I WILL beat the shit out of you someday, I Promise
some girl in front of me in class just googled "hungover+throwing up blood"
Is it bad that when I see babies I feel bad for them because its going to be forever until they are 21?
if she leaves who will i have to secretly talk about behind thier back
i just put all of my beerlympics medals into my academic awards box. i would say they are my greatest achievement since college.
Dude I swear I heard "geet out!!!" when I went down on her. I shouldve listened.
I thought stuff was gonna go really bad after he filled the super-soaker with kerosene. but it all turned out pretty well.
should i go to class, or party with a mariachi band?
meriachi band is very tempting, do they have dos equis?
Dude. I have so much pot that i only worry about running out of lighters
It was a legit night tell he threw a snowball in the bar, thats when I knew it was time to go to the next bar.
I didn't ask to see his penis, it was an ambush. Impressive though
Hey, met you at the bar last night. You probably dont remember my name. You and your friends came back to my place, you shattered my window with your fist then dipped. Your gonna need to pay for that.
Thats where this cut came from! Thanks for piecing together the puzzle dude.
You're an independent woman who is defined by her own actions and not by whether or not you have a man. You also have great tits.
So it's official the pockets of my work apron exist solely for the purpose of secretly flipping off asshole customers and not losing my job.
I decided we werent gonna go for round 5 when he started trying to have a serious conversation about how blessed he is to have such a nice penis
He has a point, the man's penis is a legend.
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