Ok so serious question: if one wanted to say the plural of mongoose, would it be mongooses or mongeese?
Is it weird that we showed each other our pussy's and pointed out the good and bad things about each others??
how's this sound. You, me a box of pink franzia and a night full of possibilities in your basemen. I'll be me. You be you. And we'll see where it goes
Just saw someone buying TWO six packs of O'Doul's. WHY ??
It's too hard to jack off and hold an ipad at the same time
She told me she eats fruit when she's hungover because it has more water than water.
She keeps sending, "show me your elephant trunk."
I vaguely remember you trying to make me a casserole with marshmallows and a can of beer.
I thought it went well, but he just sent me a video of me sucking an icicle on the fire escape of his building with the caption "The ice got more than I did." Somehow I feel like I owe him a blowjob.
There would be some who claim I got a little "carried away" or that we "probably don't need that many jello shots". They would be wrong.
The fact that you think I have a life is so flattering to me.
Sex is always the answer.
Especially if the question is: what have I not had this year?
Guess who has two thumbs and broke her boyfriends dick?
You thought they were asking for volunteers for a karaoke contest so you jumped up not realizing it was actually a "last 3 minutes boxing match". But you took that right hook like a champ.
We have such a parasitic relationship. But the kind where the parasite benefits from the relationship. Like the pilot fish and a shark. The fish gets the leftover food scraps from the shark and the shark gets a free bath from it.
that's so insightful.
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