My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
people and things i regret. that's what i want to do tonight.
She wanted to test if her costume allows her to still have sex in it. It does
it was funny though when you first woke up you pointed at my shoe and said i need my jacket and then put my shoe on your hand
He cummed in my mouth, then said he had to go because his best friend broke his foot falling off of a balcony, put twenty dollars in my hand and was gone before I could even swallow...
You've slept with me you know how lazy I am in bed.
Don't count me out just yet. Considering bartering a blowjob to see if that boy from work will take my shift.
Honey, I don't care how "classic you" this is. It's not gonna matter if we can't find you in the morning.
We found her. She's owling on the sink in the bathroom.
The groom's brother was an accomplishment. Then I remembered he was also the officiant. Check and check.
Its guy fieris flavor town of suffering™
I have to sleep with him. We're too much alike. It's like clash of the titans, except instead of clashing, he's putting it in me.
He's honking my boob in his sleep
It's innocent and endearing in some way
My last one night stand called me today. Apparently I gave him a yeast infection in his mouth. Not sure how I should feel about this.
He gave me an ambien and I woke up with a raw chicken bone in my purse. I have no idea why but I hope I put it in his butt
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