Is there a "Plan B" app for my iphone?
wicked high...have munchies. cherry flavor lube. problem solved.
My mom said "I don't want to fund your drug problem" so she gave me a gift card to the book store. I now have a 420 page book on growing weed.
The freshman sure do fuck up the whataburger line at 2am
what if his mom answers? its like high school, but hes 30
whatever buzz i had immediately ended when i saw her run through a sliding glass door
I NEED YOU TO TELL ME ITS OKAY TO BE THIS HIGH
Yes
O.K.
We need to talk about the sailor moon porn. Do what you want in your room, but I don't want to come home to you cranking it on the couch to that.
If you really loved me, you'd support my weed habit.
As the person who squeezed you out of my vagina, the answer is no.
I told people at my moms bar that all I needed to sober up was to get my asshole licked, and I blame you 110%.
i dont know the whole gay terminator look is really hot on him
I was on the verge of being completely over him and then he went and made his Instagram not private... ITS LIKE HE KNEW
I just wanted to check in on you and you replied with a selfie with your Coney Island waiter and the caption "after his shift we're dropping acid together"
At least I got steroids and a baguette out of the deal
I guess you never know how much of an impact you have on someone until you sleep with their cousin
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