ive never been so in love with another man before, in a totally none sexual way... no homo
You know that it's no longer pregaming if you don't go anywhere, right? That's just drinking alone.
can you pick me up an extra syllabus
i passed out in the shower again
It didn't go so well. He got drunk and asked my dad if 'front or back' virginity mattered more.
I'm hiding her cosmo magazine. the only sex tip she needs is to not handcuff her boyfriend to her roommates bed and lose the key
It sounds like heaven mixed with world peace and orgasms. The acoustics in this car are awesome. Or it's the weed idk either way it's great
He said the first movie he ever jerked off to was Titanic because he knew "they were totally doing it in that car."
So is there a reason your dad is passed out naked in my shower? P.S. Congrats on the family dong.
I didn't get it..
I'm sorry. But to the original question please.
ITS THE CIIIIIIRCLE OF SLUUUUUUUTS
The guy whose house were at is drunkenly reading green eggs and ham to us in German
Totally just got spotted hitting the bowl by someone else hitting a bowl. We gave each other a head nod
Just got thrown out of the club for making condom water balloons. I'm not ashamed.
tell him if he brings over dinner you might let him see your left boob...or right, whichever you prefer. But under no circumstances do you let him see both...unless he brings a good desert...like coffee ice cream or something
They should invent shampoo and conditioner for sex hair. I would buy all the travel size ones.
No one can touch me, I'm made of fruit.
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