So. Camera broke because I tried to wash it under the sink, kristi had to take me home and I woke up to my computer showing me that I googled how t take more than one shot at a time. I'd say the night was a success.
she has over 3,000 tagged photos on facebook. dont tell me she isnt annoying.
He was wearing a Knicks jersey I had to go home with him. it was a rough season.
he can show you his cooooock\nshining, shimmering, splendiddddd
yeah dropping that class because i really don't want to be known as the girl who fell asleep in class and threw up as she walked out for an entire semester
Is she okay?
She may want to issue revenge punches, but medically fine.
The bartender has no bra and is giving out free shots. Call mom I'm getting married.
I've spent hours masturbating before. It's actually my favorite Sunday activity
I'm going to smell of sex and shame.
How is that different than any other Monday night?
Sometimes self-care is taking a shot of vodka and moving on.
Apparently I was directing traffic outside of Keeneland. Apparently I'm not a police officer. Who knew....
How do you explain to your mom that you let your friend stab you in the leg while drunk and high on coke?
i didnt realize that your first thought would be SEXUALIZING BREAD
HE'S FUCKING 19 YEARS OLD, HE CAN'T EVEN GET INTO A BAR WITH ME, WHAT MAKES YOU THINK I'LL LET HIM IN MY PANTS?!
She lured me back to her place with pizza and tits. I was totally helpless
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