they say Disney World is the happiest place on Earth. It's a close second to the Super 8 on route 18. That place holds some great memories.
He muttered something about having just washed he sheets, then demanded I give him all my quarters.
youre talking to a girl on facebook chat right now and im sitting behind her in class lol. creepy?
chasing shots of tequilla with sun chips. its doable but not recommended
i failed horribly. studying for that final was as pointless as Vinnie is to Jersey Shore
I'm gonna need you to NOT let me play duck duck goose with three racoons in the middle of the street next time.
Just had such a rough shit, don't stop believin had to be played
he pulled a $400 bottle of champagne out of the back part of his toiled and I was ready to blow him then and there
Well there is another shower in Nov. So I have three months to figure out how to get some drunk space fucking. May need some of your mead
I saw a kid peeing outback so I yelled "you have a small pecker, but its ok cuz when life gives you lemons..." and proceeded to throw lemons at him
I saw a classic trojan enz laying on his desk. So he's probably not into the kinky shit.
How the hell does my fucking boss know about the goddamned magician I fucked?!?
I'd rather have snapchat than feelings.
well I've taken an Uber to my weed dealers twice in the past 2 weeks so it's going well since I sold my car
I don't think meeting his drug dealers counts as a relationship landmark.
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