i feel like i'm a professional at blowjobs i can deep throat an entire spatula
her boobs were like sundried tomatoes..
Sorry if I ruined your sex last night with my constant text updates about the plot of Bolt.
Pretty sure that this text will cost me like $5 but just wanted you to know that I just smoked a bowl of kush, about to walk around shopping for hookers and i get 3 credit hours for this study abroad .... have fun studying for finals.
It will be a surprise...all i can say is stripper clown
How am I supposed to be friends with him when there's an exact replica of his dick in my underwear drawer?
I just heard a 350 lb guy with a stutter describe getting blood in his eye as he was shanking his cellmate and, more generally, how to survive as a white guy in jail.\n\nYou should really consider going to some AA meetings
so I'm staring at this cat and wondering..is the tail of the cat the derivative of it's head?
stop getting stoned after studying for a calc final.
Food poisoning on first date... Still rode the mechanical bull like a champ
OMG CHARGE YOUR PHONE I NEED TO KNOW IF THIS IS A GOOD PICTURE OF MY ASS
i don't knpow whats goin on i think theyre sacrificeing me to th tequila gods
Do you congratulate someone for having bigger tits, or is that a no no?
Geez don't go to a bar for a few days and everyone freaks out.
Your amazing boobs made me fall in love with boobs. I never cared about boobs you should be proud
Tinder has really served to stimulate the number of sex related demons summonings.
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