doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
in vegas stuck in the middle of a pride right now
Pride?
thats a pack of cougars
go fuck yourself
the lady in the checkout infront of me had a case of beer, two 40 oz, and activia...really??i dont' think irregularity is her problem
Does she know that uploading nude photos to photobucket and networking are two different things? You may want to ask.
I believe some people would call last night an orgy.
This guy in a neck brace is ordering bottle service at the strip club. Not sure whether to applaud his commitment or scorn his addiction. It's a draw.
i woke up the next morning in a pool of blood in my bathroom and a pinata donkeys head in my bed
so much for an anticlimactic 22nd birthday
Dating Detox Day 5: had to go out and buy new batteries. this may be harder than I thought
Walking into the first day of college is like walking into a meat market. A meat market of sex.
well don't blame me. sometimes vibrators go missing and people get angry. these things happen
Nothing says "back to school" like walking in the first day with a hangover
Wine is the only reason I'm making it in the real world
I had a dream that we had an entire sofa made out of cocaine.
So uh. Your future in porn. Would you be willing to wear an alien costume for it?
Do you remember what happened last night? All I could find we're phone numbers of strip clubs in Detroit. Did we go to Detroit?
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