from now on, im only gona ahve sex with my boyfriend.
I told him to come back in 5mins cause i needed to take a few more shots before i could talk to him
I guess she didn't feel like it. There was hair all over it and everything
shes got a really nice body. but her face is eh.
you dont need a face to have sex
i found her turbo button.....if you know what i mean.
I jacked off with the cucumber and then made that fatass a salad.
I don't even know how sober sex starts anymore
tagging him in all 73 close-ups of your cleavage might have been a little obvious.
they lined up to high five me when i got taken out by the stretcher. The paramedic high fived them too
Dude, you passed out sitting straight up AND in mid sentence last night
I can't say "baby i'm to high to talk to you" in Starbucks.
I think I'm making a tradition of going to every funeral with at least one sex-related bruise. I don't know how this happened.
My fridge is empty and all of my food is in the bathtub. Just.. Why?
he played intl players anthem 4me and ate a strawberry out of my pussy
I'm at the fucking ritz Carlton and I would leave here to cuddle with her. Not even fuck, just cuddle. What th hell is wrong with me?
I think it's called love, bro
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