I like how she turned her beer into a wet t-shirt contest
As far as classy things to do in front of your ex go, throwing up on your own shirt is not one of them.
That adds atleast one bjs worth of awkward sexual tension between us.
I don't remember which guy I met at the bar is coming to pick me up. It will be like my birthday surprise.
& he told me 'I don't think ur a big slut-just kind of an average slut'
HE THINKS THATS A COMPLIMENT!!!!!
was it morally wrong to have used his girlfriends makeup after i fucked him?
My sister hid me from my parents, brought me a bloody mary, and told my girlfriend I was out with my dad. For 13, I got to say she's working out pretty good.
Just traded the drive-through guy at BK a Dos Equis for a Hershey pie before noon... win?
If you're asking how many times you took off your clothes and played with the tiki torches.....the answer is 3.
Today I left one job interview, showed up randomly at his house for a midday bootycall then left right after to attend my second job interview. I got both jobs
When a guy wants to eat something off you and then comes back with microwaved strudel and custard, back the fuck out. I have apple-chunk burns on my tits.
Boise Idaho, where you have a one night stand with someone from your town 3 states away and run into them the day you return...
Nothing says I love you like a silicone dragon dick
You don't know the capacity of my vagina
I miss your drunken presence, and strong odor of hard liquor and potent weed.
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