My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
I just saw a stripper wear a tube top around her floppy gut. God bless Michigan.
I hope the prosecutor is a dude cause my lawyer is hot.
Showering in the handicapped shower. Im THAT hungover.
Also we decided you're the person whose going to die at my bachelor party...do the math you're the most logical choice
I need a leash, or some shame. Maybe.
I just bid on a $9000 car because I think its my ex-girlfriends. Yes I wanna hit that again.
I even tried crushing up viagra and putting it in his beer... And the next day he found the package on the counter. I told him it was for my friends husband.
I'm just learned what a rim job is, I feel like crying
well I tackled her when she was going to go upstairs because I was convinced that the house was haunted. You gotta stick together in horror movies.
God dammit. My lube leaked all over my passport
I can empathize with sociopaths, serial killers, demons, gods, and monsters....straight white males are literally the only barrier to my 100% empathy rate. I don't get it.
So high I legit spent 20mins in the shower just holding my tits cuz they feel bigger than normal.
at the hospital. Kevin drank straight from the river
eating pizza to get the taste of dick out my mouth wby
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