After last night I still want u
But please keep that on the DL
I really hope your girlfriend didnt have your phone while i texted how much i loved doing it in HER car with you :x
hey. who tried to drive me home last night?
not sure. we got lost. what do you mean "tried"?
i'm still in their car. parked on the beach. no one else is here. i have on different pants.
dude if Megan calls say you Sis was house sitting for me yesterday , she f'n found dana's panties
Its what im here for. Critiquing penis photos.
This is breast cancer awareness month... The least we can do is give a stripper some singles.
She is wasted and this random lady got her to suckle milk from her tit
Get a piano. I want to have sex on it.
Matt says that there are strip club auditions in our living room and he'd like you to audition.
Liz is crying about burritos again.
You were just so carefree! People were like, "there's broken glass everywhere" and you were just like, IDGAFFFFFFF
I peed my pants and am still dancing with guys at the club because I liked my outfit too much to change. Call the ratchet emergency
We've been staking out a taco bell for 2 hours trying to find last night's one night stand
Apparently "Welcome to the Sin Cave" is not how I'm supposed to answer the door
He was fingering me and I came so hard that I actually broke his wrist. We're at the ER now.
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