There's a lady carrying her kids toy animals in a crown royal bag. Mom of the year.
it was like fucking with batman, he had gadgets i never even imagined
..i think i can hear you losing your virginity
This exeeds the amount of high I planned on being.
Rent Disney Oceans. Smoke a bowl. Fast forward to the seal section. Then call me.
NASCAR RACE 2010 NO REGRETZZZ!!!
It is literally 8 in the morning.
my liver gets a handicap on account of the whole being diseased thing
Just met another girl you fucked but this time in seattle. Your cock gets almost as much mileage as jet blue. Anaheim and seattle both say hi, figured you don't remember their names.
It's like I opened a door and behind it lay mythical creatures sprinklin fairy dust upon the land leading me to a pot of gold. And that gold is some delicious cock.
Trust me I was high for like 5 years...I got this
Drank your wedding present. Sorry
So why exactly are your shoes in my freezer?
Just had a smooth transition from sexting to buffalo chicken dip 😂😂😂
Your skills amaze me
I’m home. Please don’t call me unless you have an arterial bleed or you’re on fire. Love you 😘
I’d say they were worth it. He screamed “your tits are fanfuckingtastic!”while he was cumming
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