i'm forgoing the post-coitus cuddling sesh to ask u this :when he says he loves me and all i can think to say is either "cool" or "i love boning you," what do i do?
We ran out of things to say while we were playing Never Have I Ever so we started playing I Have Done This... Have You?
What do you mean you don't pregame your bikini waxes?
He's prob getting laid right now and I'm sitting alone in my duct tape shoes.
Disregard that. She just puked into her boot and started screaming.
I'm staying in tonight, it's my Christmas present to my liver.
I'm about 95% it's a collapsed lung. Go big right?
There is nothing wrong with me introducing you as elephant dick. Nothing.
nothing like having plan b for breakfast in a cvs parking lot before ordering this semester's textbooks
Cause I'll toss Tabasco sauce in his eyes and yell "Cobra attack" and walk away
Would you still love me and fuck me doggie style if I had a dinosaur tramp stamp?
These last 48 hours have just been about deleting my most recent snap story
Strip Simon Says: DO IT
You ask to touch his thighs ten times and called them magnificent.....need I say more
They weren't kidding when they said "Go Army Strong." Best sex I ever had.
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