have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
the choice between paying your electricity bill and getting herpes medicine is a tough one.
On a scale of 1 to last weekend, how hungover are you?
i lost virginity while listening to candy shop. something in my life has finally gone right.
One of us needs to be functional tomorrow and it won't be me. I'm drinking liquor out of a fishbowl.
its barely noon and he already threw up and i have second degree burn
On my way, five mins. Is the line long? Do you think they will they hold a pumpkin at coat check?
Talking to her is like watching "Bad Life Choices: The Movie"
I guess your brother-in-law will have his day in the sun tonight after you leave. By that, I of course, mean he's gonna suck liquor milk out your sister's tits.
I could not handle jail. And my very angry parents.
Did I tell you guys I was bisexual last night? I just had a flashback
He took some pill and now he's on all fours demanding we give him chips from the dog bowl. Come get him.
Sex in a tree, bucket list CHECK!
Your boobs are like a folk legend.
It was platonic naked porno viewing, I swear.
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