Riddle me this. What had unbelievable sex, and finally understands the meaning that things come better in pairs?
I hate you
Is it weird that we showed each other our pussy's and pointed out the good and bad things about each others??
I give out O-faces like they're halloween candy
its simple. when his lips are on my clitoris i want to marry him. when they are speaking i want to kill him.
Idk how she did it. Either she watches freakier porn than I do, or I really need to go get tested.
No, I think it was the night I threw up in her front yard. You're thinking of the time I threw up in her backyard.
It's so cute when the exchange student uses "blowjob" as a verb.
..She then engaged in what she called an "interpretive pole dance"
I got stoned in my snow covered car and pretended I was burried alive
Who has the safety vest from this past weekend Additionally, who has the dancemaster glove?
I think I just figured out how to make weed tea in the coffeemaker.
its the pipe that keeps on giving. Just when I think it's done, I scrape just enough. It's a st. Patrick's day miracle!
He got punched in the face last night? By who? I’ll invite him to our formal. Seriously.
i just wanna know who wrote "dibbz" on my ass?
there's still a lot i don't remember, like why my iphone's nailed to your wall
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