Have fun with your cool freestyling girlfriend!
She can rap better than you any day
ohhh my god. this party should be titled "my hookups of summers past" be expecting some good stories tomorrow
Decided to write a book called "girls don't poop and other myths I wish I still believed in"
I dont think problem is the right word. Problems arent something you enjoy. Life would be too boring without gambling.
toilet paper cling ons are not as adorable as the little red cub makes them look on the charmin commercials.
I woke up to blood crusted on my face. I don't understand
team rage. no explanation necessary
I ate shit on a rock, and when I got up this car full of people asked me if I was okay, and I just sprinted away screaming "I am a banana!"
It sounds like drunken magic sprinkled w narcotics
Would 7 layered rainbow jello shots entice you?
He handcuffed himself to the keg... D is hooking up with him anyway.
Fucked her on the patio while some dude drove by on a mower. He waved. Twice.
I will find, mount, and marry that person.
THAT'S MY GIRL
KICKING BUT AND GETTING PEOPLE INTOXICATED
The night went downhill somewhere between the time I was triple fisting smirnoff and when I was throwing up in the yard in nothing but my bra while he talk to me about mashed potatoes
the coup got in the way of sex but inauguration day came thru we did it joe
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