I seem to have left my pride at pride
I mean, he's dancing back and forth between pathetically sad and massively fucking creepy.
I just encountered the most annoying guy on the planet. I wanted to slap his milkshake out of his fat-boy hands while he was talking to me at the same time as slurping his liquid fat.
I love milkshakes.
Not the point.
I am literally too baked to press the call button. How am I supposed to bone him?
i know. thats why i need an open bar. i'll get hammered and make a toast about how his dick is like the titanic. large, but full of failure.
they're mlb prospects.. of course i'm gonna bang one of them.
you missed kickoff and the first round of bodyshots. I suggest you get here now.
True. I'd rather snort cocaine off a homeless guy then work on the weekend...Actually that may not be that bad.
when im done with her im going to need you to carry me on your shoulders as i poses victoriously for all those who were within earshot
Night is still young. Puking guts out part of it just began
Pavlovs bj experiment 2012. Welcome to the program.
You flew out of the bedroom, stole two Solo cups from the beer pong table, put them on your feet, clicked your heels together three times
I think god invented us with two hands so we can grab an ass and spank it at the same time.
Yeah man, you were grinding with his wife, I wouldn't be worried about it
Only you would try street racing in a Volvo.
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