he called me a worthless slut and then went 2 the bathroom 2 pee on the floor before leavin. but he was really hot and he left his jacket, should i call him?
ISS teacher has a tramp stamp.
Shotgun.
Last night we hooked up in nothing but out UK shirts during half time. Never say I'm not a dedicated fan again.
You remember those guys we called the police on after they stole our keg? Turns out one of them is a student instructor in one of my classes. Figuring out how best to use this information.
His apartment number was 69. I had to.
This needs to stop. I just vacuumed the wall. Adderall is a double edged sword.
are we at that level where i can tell you your girlfriends tits looked really good yet?
Did you really just use your nipple as a unit of measurement?
He's scared I want a relationship? How does texting him at three am and sleeping with four of my exes symbolize that?
She said pants are for pussies while spooning peanut butter onto her frosted flakes with a serving spoon. She's not even high yet.
How the hell does my fucking boss know about the goddamned magician I fucked?!?
I left the office with a vacuum, 2 condoms and 300 dollars cash money. Tell me I don't have the most versatile job on the planet.
Right in the middle of our simultaneous orgasms, he shouted "HAPPY NEW YEAR" ruining the intimacy
Lynn just told me "I heard about your divorce. Condoms or morning pill your choice and I'm buying". Sorry but I got plans now bro.
Knew i was going to puke. So i grabed a bowl out of the kitcken in the dark before bed...Ended up puking into a spaghetti strainer...
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