You hook up with other guys, let him talk to other girls.
no
he texted me at 1 in the morning to ask if i wanted to come over and play in the snow with him
at least he gets points for a creative booty call
every single one of us blacked out. we woke up the next morning and it was like the night never happened. IT'S STILL A MYSTERY
Is it weird that out of everything, Im most worried about chipping a tooth on his prince albert?
She left me naked in my bed and without my phone I had her give me her phone number on the calculator on my laptop. It might be fake.
I was so exhausted I thought about using my deep throat spray to stop my coughing.
Ps this homeless dude just came in hotel bar w a sword sticking out his jumpsuit trying to buy a drink w a 3rd party check
I'm using my dog as a pillow. He's cool with it.
Then I did coke with my taxi driver where he then ended up paying me for the drive. You should try being a girl sometime it's super sick.
We were fucking in the boat on the lake when another boat saw us and honked their appreciation.
OF COURSE I FUCKED HIM! Did you not read the part about him having red and green Christmas condoms?
We should get drunk in walmart
when?
20 minutes ago
He’s 48, has a Prince Albert piercing and a white Range Rover
How drunk were you? in an effort to seduce him, you demonstrated your lap dance skillz on his dog.
i woke up to drewlling on a plate of eggrolls half naked halfway between my bed and the floor, and i have no idea where my pants went
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