i either just vomited on a lesbian or a small boy
walkin home..,.jsut saw the cheshire cat
watch out for the queen of hearts
fuucck i forgot ab her
She made fun of how I walked so I announced to her boyfriend that I have cum on her face before.
i wonder what thom yorke's orgasms sound like
You know your from las vegas when the girl on the stage in the strip club was in my US gov class senior year
He won't talk to me. He'll only communicate using scissors
He screamed for everyone to hide, unplugged the music, then talked to the cop. Last I saw he was high fiving him...
He's the fucking cop whisperer.
Meanwhile I am sitting on the couch with a 32 ounce rum and coke trying to decide if I'm too drunk to go get french fries.
you got me arrested i just think that goes without question you owe me a blowjob
AND I JUST GOT FUCKING DAUGHTER ZONED. NO. I'M DONE. I HATE BOYS. ASEXUALITY HERE I COME.
who's job is it to make sure we don't run out of tp since the incident of 09'... Thats right you go get some
I totally intended to come to the hotel, but I woke up in a parking lot
The struggle is real.
downside - we got stuck at the intersection before the santa clause parade started and had to wait for it to end. upside - i got frontrow seats and a blow job to the santa clause parade.
Running my fingers through my hair was like that scene in Patch Adams where the old lady got to swim in a pool of pasta. I love Molly.
Plus he probably didn't want to be at home, alone... Jacking off on the big screen without you there to lend a helping hand. I mean, let's be honest. It's not fun if it's not a little weird.
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