I may not go down in history, but i will definitely go down on your little sister.
its like whenever the snow comes all the hott girls drop out of school. where are they
Drinking in an igloo changes everything.
well he's currently spooning the coffee table
So we went to home depot to buy supplies to build a beer bong but ended up buying an office water cooler that were going to put vodka in
Just spent a extra 20 minutes on the phone with the lady from unemployment talking about how to make the best brownies.
I need a pic of your cock for our cock collage
my tonsil wound opened up during the kegstand but i stopped it with a popsicle
you're my knight in shining pee-resistant armor
You overflowed the toilet cuz you tried to flush apples. you said they were singing too loudly
He's acting like I should like him more than vodka and Taco Bell, but I just don't ser that happening.
The sorting hat of life was not kind to you.....
I missed you last night. I'm sure he will never forget the night i sang my heart will go on into his penis like a microphone
It's a draw. You need to settle it in Smash, Soul Calibur, and/or rock-paper-scissors, the last of which Steve claims is bullshit.
Pillow talk was a high five, this morning she made dinosaur muffins for the house. I love chapel hill
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