i wants your nipples near my face. PLEASE????
I really need to stop carrying a flask around with me in my backpack at school..
Aren't you in 8th grade?
9th, but that's not the point.
Do you think the Slutcracker will use the original score? I'll be so sad if they don't.
She just tagged pictures of you wrapped in the "above the influence banner" like a toga.
I went to the haunted house just to see her - Hello new fetish!
she got kicked out of the bar for shoving german chocolate cake in the bartenders face. we were there less than a minute
Best part? I know that the likelyhood of this turning into an intimate relationship is like 4.25%
Is it rude to ask for an autograph after giving him a blowjob in their hotel's hot tub?
A lumberjack bearing the gift of small oranges or gymnast sex... I love you man but you lose that battle 9 out of 10
We need to get stoned and watch Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles 2. This has become a priority. Schedule accordingly.
Not my type, but the penis looks fun.
I swear to fucking god if he takes away netflix I will have no problem sending his gf our sex videos
Our relationship revolved around Taylor Swift albums. It's no wonder it ended so fast
Reminder to self: never have sex on a trampoline. Trampoline burn hurts worse than carpet burn.
Either im seeing the northern lightgs, someone is having a rave, or im on acid.. Im most likely on acid
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