is her vagina suppost to smell like dirty taco bell?
the lady at Walgreens winked at me when i asked where the cherry chapstick was... damn u katy perry!
it's all just a bunch of faces and i remember what the floor looked like.
Just used your umbrella as a puke sheild. Thanks man.
Uh, do you remember who's thong is in my tree?
i miss our vodka / percocet laundry days.
Girl, he can't tell you not to take a bump just because you work tomorrow. You're on a wedding diet, remember?
On the bad side I puked, but on the bright side I puked lettuce which was a new experiance
Don't laugh, but I might need some advice on how to ride a crooked dick.
"my nose is broken but I'm beer pong champ so it evens out really"
I found a new button on my vibrator, tonight was a success
I'm actually more excited that I had so much sex this weekend that my ovaries hurt
Let's be honest, college orientation is going to be "here's how to drink everclear"
she went outside...danced, got some snow, and put cherry vodka in it. she was so proud of herself.
So...#1 on my TO DO list for college is to fuck someone somewhere in the stadium during the homecoming game...you down?
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