The girl I brought home was really impressed with the pile of blow you were doing while watching "Intervention."
I just saw grafitti that read "Mug The Fart Eater". Really, Memphis? That's all you've got?
I wonder what gingers are like in bed...as awkward as their hair or just as unique as it...?
I got cut off for calling the flower girl a slut. What are you doing?
Let's enter the circle of trust. Are we there yet? Ok. If I somehow hypothetically slept with Amandas ex husband...on a scale of one to ten...how bad is that?
I'm just high and in my robe and I would suck a dick for some pizza rolls. I can't talk about your problems right now
I HAVE A PIGEON IN MY JACKET.
The guy I fucked in San Diego is camping with us for coachella... Awk.
Drunbk and roasting marshmallows on my stove. Accidentally singed the catr's fur but she'sd alright.
I remember you licked my face and said that's all you're getting
Ran into my neighbor that's always crying. I wonder if she's like; "I ran into my neighbor who's always playing with her vibrator?"
When we pulled over so you could pee, you made us stand over you and "make a roof"
your penis is a great and majestic leader among the penises.
No, and she still hasn't answered me...I get a whole series of text messages about Guatemalan anal bleaching but no fucking answer to my question.
U sent me lyrics to wind beneath my wings
My liver misses your liver
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