chicago's viagra triangle is not unlike the bermuda triangle in thatt things just get lost...... planes, ships, dignity, virginity, etc.
god, you should never be in the FBI. you'd give away america's secrets to any boy who asked.
i love that we sang a whole new world together while you carried me through campus
These guys are walking up and down the hallway yelling, "Yo, is this the floor with the unisex bathroom?"
We told the pizza man that the door was most likely unlocked, he could leave the pizza on the counter and give himself 20%. He did it-I'm never moving out of Aspen.
He gave me a promise ring. He promised that he will imagine me as every girl he fucks in college.
You left your underwear here. I'm hanging it on my door
That's actually a fantastic idea... The kinky sex dungeon will be vastly improved by the addition of a lightsaber
My vday gift was a joint bouquet, Finding Nemo on bluray, and a good shower fuck.
Um, WHAT A FUCKING KEEPER!
You were peeing on a bus yelling fuck public transit, congratulations.
I don't know man. I fell outside Pizza Hut and an employee had to perform first aid. But I think I got free pizza. So it was worth it.
When he's drowning in your chest and he muffles out the words 'I just want to live here' that's a compliment right?
I'm the catering manager, it's not my job to stop 2 teenagers from fucking in the bathroom. I couldn't bring myself to stop that sort of young romance anyway, that's what I pay you people for
When I got home he was in his underpants on the couch, eating pop tarts and crying while watching Voltron.
You are hungover. Your arguments are irrational an incoherent. We only played twice. Have some Gatorade and take a knee.
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