In the airport and just saw a little boy put his head in his mother's crotch... I guess he took a whiff because he backed up and said loudly, "mommy your pee-pee is stinky!"
Charles is a playa. And I don't mean the spanish word for beach.
the way she shouted out instructions during sex made me feel like I was having sex with my gym teacher
He was passed out on the floor holding a beer can, rolled over switched hands and never spilled a drop. We need to practice.
I never once brought up his unibrow when he was insulting me. That's class.
well, 500 bucks doesn't grown on trees, and i need that bear suit for any chance of vagina access.
Agreed. And i highly doubt it could be awkward. You do remember our introduction was a direct result of you mentioning your affinity for my genitals, right?
i wasn't going to tell her about the threesome but i had to explain the tree and the green paint everywhere
I want to reach into my vagina and rip out my uterus with my bare hands. Understand how much it hurts now?
Hahaha I don't remember taking it away. But no one should have a sledgehammer at a party. NO ONE.
What not to say at an interview: i can wrap the shit out of some food.
how many times have i told you.. they dont like when you laugh during sex
Sometimes I just want to kiss you without you pulling ur cock out and waving it at me
girl pulled up to the stop sign, got out, threw up all over my hood said happy thanksgiving then drove off
And then before we had sex he was quoting space jam to me
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